thorrson:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

I…

I love this.

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me


"I remember as a young actor being treated contemptuously by people I hoped would be great. And I thought, You’ve got this amazing life, you’ve probably got everything you want, why are you behaving like a cock? I knew that if I ever found myself in that position, I’d remember to treat people with equanimity and kindness." — Tom Hiddleston

(Source: lokihiddleston)


literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older


Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme


nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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mitchlions:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Thank you that’s an important disclaimer

(Source: mayadevilou)


harcules:

rachaeldee:

golden yoga - potentially the most happiness-inducing yoga of them all. 

this fucking melted my heart

(Source: rachaelruns)